riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
Who has VIP for the MA date?
Wayward - “She’s Got Me (I Give In)” I got bored, but I love Wayward so that’s okay.
I am terrified for this election
When the alcohol starts to hit me
whisper-something-fragile: webbyghost: boxlunches: touchingbutts: filemeunderfunky: this is ringo and he howls cutely look at him go faskldfjlkaf that was the cutest thing EVER OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH Everyone watch this, I am dyiiiiiiiiiing oh my gosh this is so cute This is THE cutest thing I have ever seen
You know what's one of the best feelings ever?...
degraded-greatest: do you ever listen to your favorite band and then just find yourself randomly smiling because of how much you love them and crying because of them. just because.
Pulled my quad. Awesome….
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
youngstero: one time at this bar mitzvah I was at the dj emcee guy was like “if your sock has a hole in it you get this piece of candy” so this kid tore a hole in this sock real quick and ran up there and then this dick dj goes “ALL SOCKS HAVE HOLES IN THEM!!!!” and starts raining down candy like it’s golden hellfire and I look at this kid and he’s crying while holding his shitty ruined sock
I just miss a lot of people =/
The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...– 100% Co-Sign. via TheLWire (via bilvum)
Apparently I got so drunk last night, I started...
teacher: turn the lights off
me: CARRY ME HOME. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA.
tom delonge skateboards into the classroom wearing a snapback and carries me out on his shoulders as he plays a strat, telling the teacher to go fuck a dog in the ass
RANDOM FACTS! REBLOG SO YOUR FOLLOWERS CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. ABOUT ME ► Name ➔ Julie ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Perhaps ► You may start ➔ sweet ► Are you single ➔ yes ► Are you happy ➔ most of the time ► Are you bored ➔ nope, relaxing before bed ► Are you sad ➔ a little ► Are you Italian ➔ I think so… ► Are you German ➔ maybe.. ► Are you Asian ➔ nope ► Are you...
So much traffic driving home. Why are there still tourists on the road at 10 PM. I just want to get back to where I’m staying.